⚠️ BLACK BOX WARNING: Use of Original Beef with Cheddar Sticks / Honey BBQ Beef Sticks may result in severe snack satisfaction and temporary loss of portion control.
Indication & Usage: For the treatment of sudden hunger, road trip boredom, and emergency couch lounging.
Dosage & Administration:
• Take one stick orally.
• Repeat as needed.
• Do not exceed 8 sticks in one sitting unless supervised by a licensed snack professional.
Common Side Effects:
• Mild cheddar euphoria
• Honey-glazed fingertips
• Temporary belief you could win a chili cook-off
Serious Adverse Reactions (rare):
• Spontaneous cowboy drawl
• BBQ-scented high fives
• Inability to share with others
Overdose Management: Sit quietly. Reflect on your life choices. Open second pack.